The staff of
lovelinksplus.com encourage you to read this collection and see if you
fit any of the "Weakest Link" profiles. If you can see actions or
thoughts that you've had on this list you may need to pay better
attention to how you treat the people you are involved with. If your
other half can be found described below you may want to help them
realize that there are better ways to behave and act around others.
You are
The Weakest Link in a relationship if you:
On Special Days:
Forget birthdays or other special days
Forget birthdays or other special days 2 years in a row
Plan a romantic weekend and forget the condoms
Buying a household appliance for his/her birthday
You always remember your
Mother's birthday, but not your kid's Mother's birthday -
and you're still married! (sent in by Stan)
While shopping for
that "perfect gift" you buy yourself something really
expensive (sent in by Ron)
Thinking that
wedding Anniversaries, Valentines and Sweetest Day are holidays for
only women to receive gifts and be spoiled. If you like great gifts
that take some thought maybe your mate would like something other
than a tie or the goofy shirt he has been refusing since his
birthday. Love is not a one way event and neither are these special
days. (Sent in by John)
Te-Te sends in:
Don't call if you don't have anything to talk about
Rather than calling
or making any effort email a quick note from work and suggest nice
things she could make for you for dinner on her special day.
About Sex:
Watch TV during sex
Fall asleep during sex
Call out somebody else's name during sex
Oral sex and forget shaving (for the
man)
Oral sex and forget
shaving (for the ladies)
You know that people
still do it - but can't remember why (sent in by Geoff)
Think about it all
day long at work and forget it when you come home (sent in by
Mike)
You don't worry if your partner had a good time or not.
(sent in by Jim)
When you have sex
with someone other than your husband. (sent in by Bill)
If you don't know
how, DON'T DO IT (sent in by Rhiannon)
If you partner can't
"do it" than get a new one. (Sent in by 'unknown')
You wake up the next
morning and look at your partner and say "nothing happend right?"
Dating:
If a romantic date means going to see a sporting event
Talk about yourself instead of the other person
Allow jealousy to compete
for the attention of your mate
Talk about previous ex's
Forget to bathe, 3 days
running
Blames you because
they are not having a good time (sent in by Red)
When Being Together:
Wear matching outfits with your mate and think that you look better
Restaurants were only an option before he/she moved in
Remember to say "I Love You" just before you want to "Do It"
Don't ever say
"Pull my finger!" to her/him.
You let her walk in
the door first, after all, someone has to open it! (sent in by
Bruce)
You do as your told,
don't argue even when they are wrong and when walking together you
are always a step or two behind ie. you follow. (Sent in by Lady
Killmonger)
Running out of words
and not knowing what to say next (Sent in by Hugo L.)
To forget you even
have a husband (Sent in by Jessica)
When Shopping:
Go grocery shopping and forget the "feminine hygiene products" on the list
Go grocery shopping and forget the chocolate milk, again
Remember to pickup your favorite tabloid, again
Stare at clothes that don't fit (men shopping with/for
women)
Suggest clothes that don't fit (women shopping with/for men)
Relatives:
Make friends with the hated uncle/aunt
Laugh at the father-in-law's (to-be) bad jokes
Don't laugh at the father-in-law's (to-be) bad jokes
Don't say 'I Love
You' unless you mean it! (sent in by Dennis)
Cherche une femme -
pour une relation sublime (Contributed by Hassan)
